Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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