How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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