am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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