You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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