It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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