god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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