I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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