But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
sex in a hospital.. check
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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