You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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