U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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