Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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