And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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