how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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