Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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