Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
What a dumb baby whore.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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