i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
