I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
