are you still at the devil's house?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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