There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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