There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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