She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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