I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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