so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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