White coat. Heels.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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