Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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