Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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