she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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