Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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