One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
