I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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