found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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