Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We are all done wearing pants today
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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