My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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