Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I only lived at night.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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