youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
worst night to have a conscience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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