Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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