Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize