apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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