I wish I could teleport
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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