She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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