ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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