I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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