we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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