drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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