Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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