Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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