We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize