It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the liver wants what the liver wants
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
