We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
