She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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