He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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