You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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