I am in a vortex of obligation.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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